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April 28, 2005
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Soaring Oil Prices + W = Hand-Holding Diplomacy
Monthly peak crude oil prices per barrel Bill Maher: Michael Jackson invites 12-year-old boys to his ranch for milk and cookies, George Bush invites Saudi Crown Prince to his ranch for milk and cookies. Al Franken: People are saying that the hand-holding is a Saudi thing. But I think it might be more of a Prince Abdullah thing. US Senator Chuck Schumer: While Abdullah holds the President's hand, his other hand is picking the pockets of Americans with sky-high oil prices. Andy Borowitz: Advice to the U.S. gay & lesbian community regarding gay marriage - come up with several hundred million barrels of crude. Bluejives: US Secretary of State Condi Rice: "my husband...er...I mean the President never holds my hand. Hmmf!" Bluejives: Prime Minister Junichiro Kozumi: "does this have something to do with me?" Bluejives: Dear Leader Kim Jong Il: "what a pair of wierdos..." Bluejives: Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's telegram to Premier Wen Jiabao: "hey, how come you never held my hand when you visited me, huh?"
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Yoo Hoo. I'm still around somewhere. posted by: osama bin ladin on 04.29.05 at 04:55 AM [permalink] |
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