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March 31, 2004
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For non-Australians it may have passed unnoticed that Ian Thorpe slipped off the blocks in the Olympic qualifying event for the 400 metre freestyle swimming. This lead to an automatic disqualification and has been a major news story since. In Australia sports stars are deified and none more so than Ian Thorpe, world record holder and Olympic gold medallist as well as marketing gold. There has been much debate since on the merits of the second qualifier, Craig Stevens, and if he should stand down in favour of Thorpie. I'm going to make some bold predictions. Stevens is already under a lot of pressure. Some are taking the moral high ground, saying that rules are rules and all that. But that's bullcrap. We're talking about the Olympics here, and we need our best man there on the day to win a gold medal so we can continue the Australian tradition of being 5th or so in the medal count (and so reclaiming some pride over the English following the Rugby). Here's some potential solutions: 1. Stevens gets in touch with Thorpie's sponsors. Cut a deal - say 25% of Thorpie's earning from sponsorships for the next four years. It's more than the guy will see any other way, and it keeps Australia's advertising industry safe. Who else can flog everything and anything with such panache? If any of these sensible solutions are followed Stevens will automatically qualify for 2004 Australian of the Year and the country can get on with life. posted by Simon on 03.31.04 at 03:16 PM in the
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why don't the olympic committee let them both enter the race? after all no-one else in the world cares who is fastest doggy-paddler. or perhaps craig stevens can adopt the same tactics as the aussie gold medal winner in the speed skating and hang around at the back in the hope the rest all drown or bump into each other or some such? it's worked once after all. posted by: giles on 03.31.04 at 03:47 PM [permalink] |
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