This site has marked it's first milestone. Approximately 8am HK time today the 1000th visitor hit this site. I do not count when I hit my own site, otherwise we would have hit 1000 on the first day. I do count when my brother, Ma, Pa, Mrs M, Mother and Father-in-law and Misti the dog hit the site. Thus I estimate there are 3 outside visitors to this site. With this influence I feel I am really achieving my aims of world peace and inner harmony. Or at least getting the family to use the internet a little more.

This is actually a small part of my massive audience. I have seen many hits from outsiders. Many of these are due to my now world famous Siegfried and Roy tiger attach video which thanks to a spelling mistake got all those spelling it Sigfried as well. The Collingwood jokes post also lead to a big hit from those hitting Google looking for witty insults for those unfortunate Pies supporters. Most of the others have gone unnoticed, for which I am eternally grateful.

I have many people to thank for achieving to this milestone. I'd like to thank the Academy for this award, I'd like to thank my workplace without which my blogging would not be possible, and most of all I'd like to thank you, the little person, without whom I couldn't step on to make myself look taller. Hang on, did I just think that or write it. Oops. D'oh!

In fact this blog has won many awards. Such as the least linked blog from Evil Glenn, the Blogfather; the blog least likely to talk about Greenland. and the blog that will never, ever eat at Pret A Manger ever again. This award will stand tall next all of those in that imaginary mantelpiece in my head.