To get myself out of my cr@ppy mood I'm going to trawl the net for people and things to laugh at.

1. Ha ha! He went all the way into space for a day and missed the main attraction! China's first astronaut has blown a myth by admitting the Great Wall of China cannot be seen from space.

2. Ha ha! This is French-style justice. A French judge has been caught masturbating in court. Sure everyone thought lawyers were w@nkers, but who ever thought it was really the judge.

3. Ha ha! 30 stone is going to put even the best mobile home floor under pressure. A 30-stone Florida man had to be rescued after falling through the floor of his mobile home.

4. Ha ha! This is economic protectionism gone mad. Tanzania has banned imports of secondhand underwear. First you can't trade used undies, then what next? Spoiled milk? Used syringes?

5. Ha ha x2!! This item gives two for the price of one. Firstly Japanese hospitals are now using bears as doctors; secondly the male patient at the hospital was in the lobby's smoking section for his morning cigarette, another interesting approach to medical care.

I feel better. It's good to laugh at other's expense. It reminds me how ridiculous the world can be.