OK, so I've heard a thing or two about 'Froogle', the online store assistant belonging to Google. This being my first visit, I type in 'Hong Kong' just to see what they offer for denizens of our lovely city.

The first item was from Sotheby's - some precious vase. So was the second. Precious cultural artifacts both.

The third item was a tacky Christmas souvenir that celebrates the harbour.

But the fourth will take some topping. It was a thong with a red Hong Kong bauhinia (in case I need remind you, the sterile hybrid orchid that is our city's symbol).

Clicking through, I think the 'sell' copy says it all:

Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets û putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.