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December 13, 2004

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Miss Artificial Beauty begins this week. It's considered cheating if you haven't had cosmetic surgery. The contest controversially includes Liu Xiaojing from Harbin. She was a man until 3 years ago.

The idea is too good to leave to the world of beauty. Let's have the steroid Olympics, where there are no restrictions on the drugs contestants can take. Let's have cricket where Murali can play without being no-balled. And finally baseball can embrace Barry Bonds with open (if not very wide) arms.

 posted by Simon on 12.13.04 at 03:45 PM in the




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And the Tour de France can run with blood doping!

 posted by: RP on 12.14.04 at 05:39 AM [permalink]




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