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August 06, 2004
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Simon's Guide: What not to say when a woman is in labour
In the next instalment of the Simon Guide series, here's few handy things not to say when your wife is in labour:
What are the right things to say? Ha! There aren't any. The most important thing to remember is this: in times of such extreme pain, a lot of truth comes out. The other thing to remember is it is better to be the strong, silent type, because whatever you say won't help and she'll be crushing the life-force out of your hand anyway. It's all worth it in the end. You get a brand new baby and a nice big bill. More on that next time... posted by Simon on 08.06.04 at 11:48 AM in the
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Nice. Don't they have epidurals in Hong-Kong? Trust me, it saves a lot of aggravation. posted by: Rusty Shackleford on 08.06.04 at 01:26 PM [permalink]You can probably add to the list what I said to my wife's OB while my wife was in labor. I said, "Doctor, I'm a little concerned. Here we are in this totally private room, it's saturday night, and my wife is totally uninterested in sex. Is there anything you can give her for that?" Both Doctor and wife laughed. posted by: RP on 08.06.04 at 08:55 PM [permalink] |
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