July 09, 2004

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Simon's Immutable Law of Pizza 1

No matter how much pizza you order to be delivered to your workplace at lunchtime, it will not be enough.

posted by Simon on 07.09.04 at 01:01 PM in the




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That's a direct follow of Jim's Workplace Law 1: Everybody you work with is a pig. To prove it, bring in a cake and leave it in the break room.

posted by: Jim on 07.09.04 at 10:21 PM [permalink]

That was "you" colloquially, not "you" specifically.

Now you see why we need "y'all" in our vocabulary.

posted by: Jim on 07.09.04 at 10:22 PM [permalink]

You can fix that by discovering the secret odd combination of ingredients that nobody is really crazy about...thus always guaranteeing at least one pie for oneself.

Although, being in Hong Kong, that task is probably exponentially more difficult than in, say, DuBuque, Iowa.

Things that work in the Hawkeye State (cuttlefish, corn) are probably bonus attractants in your current locale.

posted by: Wind Rider on 07.10.04 at 02:20 AM [permalink]

Haggis pizza - guaranteed to stop 99% of workmates from eating it. Now if only we could find someone to make and deliver it :-)

posted by: Ozguru on 07.12.04 at 07:48 PM [permalink]

perhaps it's because you have hollow legs fatboy...nice call on the haggis pizza...kind of like smoking menthol so noone scabs

posted by: charlie on 07.15.04 at 10:09 AM [permalink]




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