Yeah, you sure got yourself a huge round of inane trolls in that last post. 47 comments, most of which made not sense, but the sycophants can do what they'd like.

I've got your back, Simon.

im not sure if i should laugh or tear with hilarity at the following bollocks:

"What are you a Limey or something? If you are, get off our Internet! It is for the use of Americans ONLY!"

coincidentally enough, shiploads of noisy pimply 18-year-old US marines invaded my pub yesterday. perhaps i should say something to the effect of "americans keep off?"

no that would mean them both foreign and local part-time whores will have no work whatsoever.

Impudent dog!

Look at how many visitors you've gotten! You should be bowing before my feet and singing the Simon song:

You know my name is Simon,
and I like to do drawings...

Ahhhh... there ya go. Frank's true religion is hit-count. All bow down before someone who's more popular amongst about .001% of the world.

Frank, I think the easiest way to buy off Munuvians is to add our blogroll script to your main page. It's not hard, you've just done it (finally) for your first fan club.

Be a good Frenchman and cave now. Save us all the embarrassment of watching you blather ineffectually.

I thought MuNu had cows o' war...except for me.

Rats o' war ROCK!

Like the shared bathroom of a dormitory, everyone urinates in Frank’s equal opportunity toilet.

REMEMBER THE ALAMU!

Ted and Stephen M are fabulous.

Moe - loving your work here.

Frank - where's the thanks for the hits I'm sending you? Your arrogance is almost as breathtaking as your bad breath. Perhaps you should stick to your knitting. I've got some of the best mud-slingers in the blogosphere at my disposal, and I'll bet you knit real nice anyway. Why not make a scarf for me while you're at it?

Snarky... I love it! Maybe someone should Email frank the MuNu Blogroll Script so that its all idiot proof... But hten again as the saying goes "Everytime somethings made idiot proof they create a better idiot"... Maybe frank is a new type of idiot.... *grins*

Charge of the MuNu Brigade

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the sixty-four.
'Forward, the MuNu Brigade!
Charge for the guns!' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the sixty-four.*

'Forward, the MuNu Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the sixty-four.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the sixty-four.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the sixty-four.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of sixty-four.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the MuNu Brigade,
Noble sixty-four!

*Until Pixy adds a few more tomorrow.

Who is Frank?

I mean, I known who Simon is - cool guy with a blog. What has Frank got?

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