I'll even get it started...

Note you can comment on anything you like, just so long as we beat Jim and prove that silly posts like that one shouldn't get all the comments. Instead silly posts like this one should.

So you think yours will be longer than mine; is that it?

ooer, this is fun. btw, "...So you think yours will be longer than mine.." erm, longer as in? cor, my imagination's really active :D

He-he-he-he. He said "nipples".

Have been drinking too many beers to write something intelligent, but you said NIPPLES! They're soft. Must be warm. In Hong Kong.

erm, not about nipples surely since it's already been discussed over at Jim's? c'mon people. be creative!

Mine are hard as well... all three of them. TMI?

You said we could comment on anything so:

Did Jim ever tell you the name for a female Peacock?

Peac#nt.

What?

Dear god, no pictures please.

Ted,

Do you mean my 3rd nipple?

Or the other thing?

I have nipple rings so mine are always hard.

I have nipple rings so mine are always hard.

What?

There's nipple talk on Simon World and I wasn't consulted? Or at the very least informed?

Um....HELLO! You two boys may be having fun playing with clothespins on the nipples, but no way can you have a discussion without She Who Has Perfect Breasts.

Paul's comment made me cry with laughter, by the way.

Oh, and the She Who Has Perfect Breasts above? Yeah, that was me that I was referring to.

You know.

In case you weren't sure.

I awlays expected this blog would remain above the level of low grade pornography. This is what happens when Fox broadcasting starts reaching HK?

This is funny and disturbing all at the same time.

And we're still just a little short of that Southern Gentleman.

So we're going to have to catch up.

And I don't consider this cheating.

Or petty.

OK almost done now.

Lucky last.

Paul wins with Peac#nt. That's gold.

Don't stop now - can I have some more please?

Don't tempt me.

If talking about his nipples is pornography, you really need to get out more. Or watch cable late-night. Or get really kinky and watch late-night cable through somebody else's window... talk about getting out.

I seem to have sprouted additional comments in my post, as well as a minimum of 5 trackbacks. (Kate's and Trey's aren't showing up for some reason. Maybe need a rebuild.)

You don't seem to have any trackbacks here at all Simon. What's up with that?

I see you've put the Jewgle Bomb in your archive pages too. Just did that last night myself. :)

Just stopped over at Jen's and I see you got the Archive Jewgle Bomb idea from me.

You copied my nipples, you copied my Jewgles, what's next Simon? Where will it end? Is this some freaky blog version of Single White Female? (Except it would be Married White Male in this case.)

;-)

He-he-he-he. He said kinky.