April 01, 2004

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There is a simple reason that Formula One racing is losing fans at a rapid clip, and it has nothing to do with Ferrari and Schumacher. Indeed Schumacher's dominance is one of the highlights of the sport. In years to come you can tell your kids you saw the greatest driver of the modern era ply his trade. No, Formula One is losing fans because it is, more than usual, giving into the crass commercial interests that have always lurked in the background. It is not a cheap sport and has always been more about advertising than winning, but at least for a while it retained a good claim to being a true sport. It sold itself as being about fast cars, scantily clad women, champagne and the high life.

Not any more. In one of those hair-brained pieces of logic Formula One is selling out, again:

Drivers have been banned from spraying champagne during the traditional podium celebration at Sunday's inaugural Bahrain Grand Prix...Bowing to local sensibilities, the girls will dress modestly, and race organizers have created a special non-alcoholic drink for the podium celebrations which mixes locally grown fruit with rosewater.
What's the friggin' point? Watching cars go round and round for an hour and a half is boring as batsh!t without the gratuitous shots of the pit lane girls. Watching a man who has just flown around a tarmac inches above it at 250km/hr douse his opponents in bubbly from a magnum means far more than the chequered flag. And just so you know what kind of place Bahrain is:
King Hamad bin Isa al-Khalifa has gone to huge lengths to host the Grand Prix. Bahrain built a world-class racing circuit in 483 days. The king even offered to put up Schumacher in a royal palace. Yet the official drive to stage big sporting events, win foreign investment and turn Bahrain into the Gulf's banking centre is running up against a rising Islamist tide across the kingdom.

A fortnight ago, 100 men armed with knives burst into a restaurant in the capital, Manama, and threatened diners who were drinking alcohol. The twisted wreckage of a customer's car, petrol-bombed by the gang, still sits outside the restaurant, which is closed and guarded by police armed with tear-gas grenades.

Unless everyone mistook those 100 men for chefs, that's one hell of a way to welcome the world's driving elite. So it's no alcohol, no women, no fun and no interest. If Bahrain doesn't like the sport and all that goes with it why bother hosting it at all?

posted by Simon on 04.01.04 at 02:02 PM in the




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Comments:

when a mate casually mentioned about the F1 in Bahrain moons ago - his cabin crew fiancee is based somewhere in the deserts - i thought he was joking. the whole idea about it is foreign investments in that kingdom.

heheheh, expect the pit lane girls shrouded in black burqa's.

posted by: breanagh on 04.01.04 at 04:52 PM [permalink]

Ok reporting has gona bit awol here, I live in Bahrain and although it is true that some kids came into a restaurant, the restaurant is in the middle of nowhere, in a strictly Islamic area, and the were weilding clubs, they did not threaten the clients but did bash the place up a bit. The restaurant is now reopen having replaced some crockery and no police to be seen!! I admit the whole no champagne on the podium thing is bad, after all it is part of the cluture of F1 racing, however please dont belive everything you read!!!!

posted by: Cath on 04.04.04 at 08:16 PM [permalink]

Thanks for clearing that up Cath. Always good to have reporters on the ground! Hope it was a good day at the race.

posted by: Simon on 04.05.04 at 05:48 PM [permalink]




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