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Blog Feedback Form.

Personal information (circle or fill in as appropriate):
Male/female/hermaphrodite?
Age (please note those under 18 should get permission from their parents; those over 35 should get permission from their kids)
Location (and I don't mean your computer room)?
Last time you had sex in a public place and where (for research purposes only)?
Your email and/or website.

1. How would you rate the overall quality of this blog (1 = it makes me sick, 10 = it keeps me alive)?

2. How did you first discover this blog (please circle as many as apply)?
a) Another blog (please specify name of referring blog)
b) I read it because you're my family/friend and you force me to (please specify relationship to blog author)
c) I was in the bathroom in the supermarket and noticed it amongst the graffiti.
d) I came via a Google search for "Godfather Part 4"
e) You mean this isn't Mysimon.com?

3. How often do you read this blog?
a) Once a month or less - goto qu. 4
b) Once a fortnight - goto qu. 4
c) Once a week - goto qu. 4
d) Once a day
e) Every waking minute (blog author not included)

4. If you visit this blog less than once a day, please make more of an effort. (Note that this isn't actually a question).

5. How many people have you told about this blog? (please answer between 1 - 999,999) Why isn't it more?

6. When will you next tell someone about this blog?
a) Right now
b) On the bus tomorrow
c) As soon as the radio station answers my call
d) Tomorrow's New York Times
e) NASA won't accept advertising at this stage

7. What parts of this blog do you like the most?
a) The biting sarcasm
b) The insightful commentary
c) The witty observations
d) The original and varied content
e) The author's massive ego

8. How do you rate the layout and format of this site (1 = it makes me sick, 10 = I'm repainting my house the same colours)?

9. How often do you comment on this site? If not, why not?

10. What kind of content do you enjoy the most? The least?

11. If a tree falls in the forest and there is no-one to see or hear it, does it make this blog any better?

12. How often do you use the sidebar and which parts do you use?

13. Please list three other websites (including blogs) you regularly visit (porn not included).

14. Other comments. Please give us any additional comments here. This can include a colour photograph and a suggestive commentary from female readers only. Except Poppi from Ohio - the restraining order still applies.