PB is still sick - she had a pretty unsettled night until 11pm. I know you a parent's love knows no bounds etc., but when they are throwing up on you you certainly can see the edge of the boundary. Mrs M is also not well, down with a tummy bug. JC is OK and I'm doing great.

Something to make them feel better is the dirty Anthony Rocca from the dirty Collingwood Football Club is out of the Grand Final. They'll appeal, they'll cry about how hard it is on the player etc. The truth is he hit Lade with an elbow to the jaw. He did it himself, pressure or not. He does the crime, he does the time. It will be harder when he watches his team lose due to their ineffective forwards.

Other news is a survey on bedroom habits.

Lovers in Hong Kong are the most likely to be honest in bed - only 15 per cent say their passion is a pretence. But many Australians have no such scruples - 47 per cent say they have faked orgasms.

I'm an Australian in Hong Kong. If we combine the results for Australia (and if half the survey are women, almost every woman has faked it as I can't see how a man can fake it) and Hong Kong then....