October 08, 2003

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Thankfully this whole California election

Thankfully this whole California election is coming to an end. Amongst all the allegations of sleaze about Arnie, I have one question. How is it this woman who stood in for the then 13-year-old actor Edward Furlong during filming of Terminator 2 could get away with looking like a 13 year old boy? I know they used a lot of computer graphics in that movie but I thought it was for the special effects.

While on shonks and charlatans it turns out an illusionist's attempt to trick British television audiences into thinking he had played Russian roulette with a loaded pistol backfired today when police said the weapon had contained only a blank round. Let's not get entertainment confused with psychic powers.

It turns out the Sapranos is not as far-fetched as it sometimes seems. Double-decker coffins - it would solve the problem of overcrowded cemetaries.

The crisis of the ship containing 50,000 Australian sheep in the Persian Gulf has been solved. The ship has been redirected to New Zealand and renamed "The Love Boat".

Finally this has had me laughing all morning. After filling our Mumbai office's order we got this reply:

thank you .Could not reply yesterday as ass was on fire.

As Charles pointed out, it could have been the vindaloo.

posted by Simon on 10.08.03 at 09:55 AM in the




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