Arnie has won. The phone rings in the Schwarzenegger suite at the hotel.

a:"Heellllo?" (insert drunken slurred Austrian accent here)
g:"Arnold. It's George."
a:"Do I know you? Was that you wife I gro..."
g:"George W."
a:"Oh, that George."
g:"Just ringing to say congratulations on your victory. Great, just great. You managed to get Iraq off the front page for weeks."
a:"No problem. Hang on, Mr. President. Bring that one back. The blonde one. She needs another gro.."
g:"Arnold. May I call you Arnold? I have another reason for ringing."
a:"Mr. President, don't belive those files. Everyone was a Nazi in those days."
g:"Shut up and listen you idiot. I have a proposition for you."
a:"Are you coming onto me? I don't do white men."
g:"No. I think the 'roids might have played with your manhood anyway. But listen, next year there's a Presidential election. I'm in trouble: Iraq isn't panning out, the deficit is out of control and the economy is sputtering. I think you can help."
a:"Yeah. I'm listening."
g:"Now Dick Cheney's heart ain't so good, and he's regretting quitting the private sector. So I need a VP candidate."
a:"I know where you're going. You want me to knock Cheney off?"
g:"No, I'll go slower. I want you to run for VP with me. I'm going to send you into Iraq early next year. You can take as many Hollywood stunt people and special effects as you need. Find Sadaam and those WMD. Convince everyone. Make it up if you have to. Just drag it out for a couple of months to take everyone's mind off the real world for a while. Then let's have a spectacular finale. Lots of explosions We'll interupt a Presidential address to the nation for it."
a:"Mr P., have you been drinking? Did someone put you up to this?"
g:"Not as much as I should. Your uncle Teddy Kennedy suggested it."
a:"I'll be back...to you Mr. P."