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October 14, 2003

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My ongoing quest to get rich quickly and become a full time blogger is one step closer. In my inbox this morning:

Permit me to solicit your assistance on this transaction with you. My name is Hans Berger citizen of Germany, I am a staff of
Deutsche bank in germany. As one of the auditors of the bank, I happen to find out that there is an unclaimed fund of 19.4M. in one of our customer account for more than ten years and our banking law stipulates that any unclaimed fund for more than 12 years will go
into the bank revenue as an unclaimed fund. I and my colleagues have made our own personal inquiries about the depositor and the next of kin but sadly,the depositor and his entire family died in a plane crash in the year 1999. We solicit that you stand as the next of kin so that the money will be transfered to your account or any other account you may provide for us. We propose that the money be shared as follows 30% for you, 60% for my colleagues and I while 10% will be for any expences we may incure. I awaits your urgent reply while believing you do understan the confidential nature of this transaction.
Best Regards,
HANS BERGER.
Note:pls for the confidentiality of this transaction foward your reply to the below email address.
hansberger66@netscape.net

I'm never banking with "Deutsche bank in germany". They cannot spell. Their staff rip you off. The auditors are crooks. And they don't even tell you what currency they are scamming. Hang on, that sounds familiar.

In other interesting things, there is this reason for men to never go in the laundry.

I never understood why it is fun to celebrate weddings by shooting guns in the air. It can always have dangerous consequences.

Finally David Blaine's trick has reached it's logical conclusion: he has been Flashmobbed. This is where people get together for a brief, random act for no reason other than why not? In their own words:

This is a Flash Mob in its true spirit and is just for the sheer hell of it as opposed to making any particular political point about Blaine’s Stunt.

Pointless and funny. Much like this blog.

 posted by Simon on 10.14.03 at 10:42 AM in the




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