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December 23, 2003
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If you are my brother, please skip to the section marked *. My brother gets married on Sunday. I am best man. So far I haven't got a suit, a speech or a clue. And not in that order either. Oh, and PB has decided to get sick, meaning Mrs M and I are down to 4 hours sleep a night. On the plus side a Sydney summer is great - skimpy outfits, beautiful bodies, tanned complexions. And the girls are even better. To make matters worse I am completely procrastinating by blogging instead of writing a speech. Mrs M thinks the few jokes I've got so far are pretty lame, although they seem to work better on my mother-in-law. So Mrs M is dumped as speech tester. She never laughs at my jokes anyway. Right, back to work. Blank screen, here I come. * Bro: the speech is totally under control. We are completely prepared for your wedding. Nothing can go wrong... posted by Simon on 12.23.03 at 02:31 PM in the
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Just wing it. Have a general concept in your mind, and make it up on the spot. Thats how i always get the best grades on speaches at school. =D posted by: Rachael on 12.23.03 at 10:24 PM [permalink]First off, sorry to hear about the little one. Your blogging material is pure gold why not revel the audience with a few witty excerpts? God knows you crack me up every time I read it! I'm sure your brother's future in-laws would love the whole dog collar and g-string bit! Best of luck. PC posted by: Paul USA on 12.23.03 at 11:44 PM [permalink]Here are some traditional wedding toasts you can look at. Good Luck! posted by: The Bartender on 12.24.03 at 12:23 AM [permalink] |
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