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December 19, 2003

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Today's task

Each week HK Magazine comes out as an English language what's on guide with a classifieds section. It's always great reading with the singles ads proving entertaining as always. You know the type: "20yo Dirty little slut seeking 24 to 35 yo white guys for sex" (that's a direct quote from one of today's ads).

So today's task for you all is this. How would you describe yourself in a singles ad? You've got 25 words or less.

My go:

30yo short white male with glasses looking for blog readers and linkages. Looking for LTR* only.

* LTR = long term relationship. Feel free to use acronyms, real or imagined.

Another prize for the best entry, either in the comments or on your own site (just link back to this one).

 posted by Simon on 12.19.03 at 11:20 AM in the




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friendship first
Excerpt: Simon has a competition going. Write your own singles ad. If the prize is anything like the prize for his last competition, you should enter! Anyway, it reminded me of one of those emails you get from time to time...
Weblog: the shaky kaiser
Tracked: December 19, 2003 02:43 PM


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30yo short white male, needs glasses, WLTM girl who is really called Doris. ALAWP.

 posted by: shaky on 12.19.03 at 02:36 PM [permalink]

34, bald. Requires pretty girl to stand in front or ugly girl to stand behind and touch his head with her fingertips for hours on end. No other skills required but appreciated. No guitar players or people with excessive exposure to fairy liquid.

Let's be honest, if you don't know me you will have absolutely no idea what I am talking about :)

 posted by: Phil on 12.21.03 at 09:34 AM [permalink]




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