Despite some thoughts to the contrary, the famous Gucci is back. The SCMP reports

The crafty crocodile has popped up for the second time in three days, 3km from his former haunt in Yuen Long creek, witnesses say.

Officials from the Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department could not confirm the most recent reported sighting by a sand barge skipper late on Monday afternoon.

But they admitted the rogue reptile had surfaced late on Saturday in the same area.

Now I have found the solution. Inspired by Jackass: The Movie, let's use one of their stunts:

For their big screen debut, the pranksters spare no expense with their antics, which range from the ridiculous (strapping rocket fireworks to rollerskates and zooming down a hill at breakneck speed; dangling from a rope over a crocodile pit wearing a jockstrap stuffed with raw chicken) to the sublime (a bone-crunching banger car race using golf buggies; dressing up in giant panda suits and running amok on the busy shopping streets of Tokyo).