I've been slack in keeping up with my Alliance duties, but being Vetrans Day on Tuesday and all I think it's time to give a little back. The assignment is to write Evil Glenn's Personals Ad. Here it goes:

Single White puppy blender seeks mate to rule the blogosphere. Must be adept at using single words after cutting and pasting huge chunks of text from other blogs or web pages. Otherwise should enjoy single sentence musings that make little sense and often omit verbs. Other hobbies include planning world domination, avoiding Hong Kong blogs and constant links to other posts at my other sites. No need to phone or link. I'll find you. Actually don't bother replying to this ad, as I have already found my perfect mate. ME! Heh. Indeed.