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November 07, 2003

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It's time to trawl the depths of the world press so I can make cutting remarks:

1. Men try all different things in order to get women to go to bed with them. Usually it's dinner and a movie or some such. But if that fails then there is always this: An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to bind his wife legally to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day.

2. Here's two different men who should know better. First there's this man, who is clearly senile; then there's this man, who's a publicity hungry shyster.

3. I am actually amazed that this is news: Kids today. They waste hours in front of the TV and get their parents to spend money on designer clothes and haircuts. And they're not even three years old! This is from that old journalistic warhorse of writing how kids today are growing too fast/are too rebellious/are all going to suffer arrested development.


4. At least I know if the whole Survivor thing falls through I still might have a shot at fame: A new reality television show has been launched in the US searching for a porn star.

Lastly Prince Charles has denied doing whatever it is he has been alleged to have done. OK, so nothing happened here, move along please.

 posted by Simon on 11.07.03 at 10:29 AM in the




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Just curious, I see some weird layout when loading this page using my new Mac OSX.

 posted by: ip address on 02.13.04 at 09:39 PM [permalink]

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

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