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October 29, 2003

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A few more jokes for the ladies after this one yesterday.

A woman's perfect breakfast: She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee; her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box; her daughter is on the cover of Business Week; her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl; her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

A woman's revenge: "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."

Finally this on understanding women: I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper lip, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

posted by Simon on 10.29.03 at 09:14 AM in the




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Now the stealing the remote one I can relate to...

 posted by: Helen on 10.29.03 at 03:21 PM [permalink]




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