Oh no, you've had a 404 error.

The page /archives/www.bigwhiteguy.com/dishes/escalator.php you are looking for does not exist. It's really cool to have an error page with some witty or funny message on it. But let's face it, this is an embarrassing time. You made a mistake. The page isn't here. And now we're all sitting here looking at each other wondering what to do next. So let's agree to never mention this sorry little incident and we can all move on with our lives. Our little secret.

Please return to Simon World main page and try again.